Life rules

1) Don’t kiss your cousins
2) Don’t smoke your first cigarette from your cousin
3)…Actually just don’t listen to your cousins or smoke, because both could equally be harmful
4) Don’t go to concerts to pick up girls/guys. It’s tacky, and no one wants to bone, they are there for music (and maybe to bone the band)
5) Don’t ever plan a marriage with someone, because then it’s awkward when you break up
6) Do try different types of food
7) Kiss and tell…your best friends, we are all nosey bitches we want to know!
8) Don’t ever work at McDonalds sober
9) Don’t be mean to waiters, or people at fast restaurants not because they handle your food but because they are working at a food place and their life sucks and you just give them more reason to kill themselves
10) Find a hobby that involves building something
11) Don’t brag about fighting
12) Don’t cuss in public, at least loudly, you look like an idiot
13) Don’t get a tattoo that makes you laugh, because one day it wont make you laugh
14) High School is awesome, don’t be a douche, it’s the only time in your life you can have whatever you want and most the time people pay for you! EMBRACE IT!
15) Never make eye contact with a homeless person, most the time they want money, to talk about spaceships, or stab you with drug needles
16) Guys: Girls don’t like your balls, therefore never brag about them
17) Girls: The majority of society find girls with curves to actually be sexy, so eat a slice of bread and don’t feel bad about it chances are you aren’t fat
18) There is a little circle of hell where people who steal from bands live, so don’t ever steal from a band ( by this I mean going to a concert enjoying their music then jacking the personal belongings, downloading music is fine the band gets only like 10% of that money any way)
19) When wanting to date some one show them your craziest side first, if they are still around then you are good to go
20) Don’t be dicks to people in Walmart, they’ll probably eat you
21) Don’t be scared to take off your clothes in the heat
22) Buy lemonade from kids selling it, even if you don’t like it
22) If a friend is need, help them, you never know when you’re next
23) Don’t be a dick on the road, as Chelsea says, “ Your Big Mac will still be there in five minutes”
24) Always snuggle
25) Don’t go to school to make money, go to school to make smiles…on your face…because you are going to do what you love
26) Do something unexpected every now and then
27) Remember a piercing can go away, but a tattoo can’t
28) Don’t waste your life in front of a tv
29) If you hate dogs, you have no heart
30) Don’t be rude to Cops, chances are you did do something wrong, here’s a secret: they hate writing tickets.