Obsession: Pit Boss

I get interested/compulsive/obsessed with very random things and I can’t really explain it sometimes.

I was going to get write a nice blog about how much I’m obsessed with Pit Boss right now but honestly everything just started to become one big run on sentence so here’s a list of reasons why I am obsessed with Pit Boss.
1) California
2) Pit Bulls
3) Grind house movie theme song
4) Dwarfs
5) Lesbians
6) Chelsea’s sister’s laugh was on the show
7) Awesome Charity
8) Funny
9) Feel good show
10) Pit Bulls

Also check out these cool famous Pit Bulls I learned from the show:
Famous pit bulls
"Sergeant Stubby" was an all American war hero who saved his entire platoon from a poison gas attack, and
even singlehandedly caught a German spy.

Petey, the loveable pup on the original "Little Rascals" TV show was an American Pit Bull Terrier.

Cheyenne, Dakota, and Tahoe are heroic search and rescue dogs that have been used in many high profile cases, including the Lacy Peterson case and during the Space Shuttle Colombia disaster.

"Popsicle," an abandoned pit bull rescued from a drug dealer's freezer, was able to sniff out 3,075 pounds of
cocaine in the largest drug find in Texas history

9 Facts

About My room
1) My room is the hottest room in the house, even with a ceiling fan and plug in fan. Sitting in my room is like hell.
2) I have a little over 120 movies in my room, I counted the other day there were 104 which included DVDs and VHS tapes, but I also have lots of box sets then bought 25 VHS tapes on Friday =] I’m kind of a movie whore.
3) I have no bed in my room just a giant cushion chair, this is why I sleep in a guest bedroom (which is super cold.)
4) My last year’s New Year’s resolution was to fill my wall completely with band posters, I did that, but because I want to move out soon I got rid of a lot of them, and replaced them with a Swedish flag.
5) Taking photos in my room is complete hell, because even though the majority of my posters are gone I still have a lot, so my camera tries to focus on the posters.
6) My room always smells like syrup =]
7) I don’t allow kids in my room because I have about 10 kitchen knives in there because when I’m home alone I get scared and grab a steak knife to protect me. ..but when it’s time for steak we never have knives.
8) My older sister use to live in the room and when she did the room was covered in dolphin shit.
9) That’s all I got =P

Throw Away Summer Pt.4

I found the missing photos from San Marcus trip =]

Chelsea's dad is demon



textbooks <3

Only thing I received from gay pride except some cool friends.

Photo above by Chelsea

Lydia concert with Amy GVW, Chelsea, and Ruben





Sadly my good friend Bailey could not come, due to the fact she scored Lady Gaga tickets, so she gave me her Lydia ticket and got the members of Lydia to sign and take a photo with a sign I made for her.


Chels and I played house a couple weeks back and made pasta, cookie cake, and watched Se7en =3.




We really enjoyed Se7en, and the pasta.

GVW's FIRST WAFFLE HOUSE!

Speaking of Gvw, I miss her dearly, along with my other friends that college has taken away from me. Love you guys and make good choices, that goes for my high school kids too.

Emmy Bee Does Online Defensive Driving pt2

11:20 P.m
Round two timw

1:15 a.m.
Fell asleep during video 3, kept dreaming of tattoos.

11:30 a.m.
Time to rewatch video 3 again because I can’t remember crap from it

12 p.m.
“Why are people on motorcylces hit so often and why do they die easier?” HMMMM I wonder why? Maybe because they are on some crazy hybrid bicycle of satan and they drive down the road drunk going 100 miles an hour while popping wheelies.

12:30 p.m.
I want spicy noodles, but taco bell will work =D

1:45 p.m
My lap top will not turn on..ffuuuuuuu

6:01 p.m.
After hours of trying to fix my lap top I call dell support and the person who answerd was probally in India, he couldn’t understand me and I couldn’t understand him. I ended up getting frustrated so hung up. He then called me 10 times leaving my voicemails. Laptop still not fixed.

7:32 p.m.
On a back up lap top, while my dad watches Rush Hour 3.

7:33 p.m.
“Why shouldn’t drivers put out fires in their own car?” WTF YOUR CAR IS ON FIRE RUN! If my car was on fire I would be out of there I’ve played enough Grand Theft Auto to know that cars BLOW UP!

7:35 p.m.
“Sometimes I see Deer on the road and I’m scared to hit them, what should I do?”….don’t fucking hit the deer it’s like 300 pounds of pure muscle. For real deers will mess up yo car faster than putting douche bag flames on your car.

8:56 p.m.
Great teenagers telling me not to drink while driving it’s times like this I wish I did drink so I could be ironic.

10:03 p.m.
Blah blah blah don’t drink and drive I get it… really did you have to have a whole fucking hour dedicated to this shit?!

10:05 p.m.
Lolz a Malibu rum commercial is on the tv =]

10:11 p.m.
FUCKING DONNNEEE BITCH! I wont speed again and if I do I’ll outrun them

Emmy Does Online Defensive driving Pt1

Note: I woke up early after spending a night filled with apples to apples and awkward that’s what she said jokes, to drive 20 minutes out of my way to go to defensive driving to avoid not having a warrant out for my arrest. The whole time driving there thinking of the magic that could happen seeing how it was at a buffet called Golden Corral, so I sped the whole way there…while on the phone. Once getting there and realizing I did not have my insurance card I began to panic, what if they needed that little piece of paper, I said fuck it and went into the heavenly place of grease and lard where I would spend the next 6 hours learning what I already learned from not only driver’s ed, but a previous encounter with defensive driving. The room was stuffy and hot which made me regret wearing a flannel, I go to fill out paper work and pay for the class of a lifetime, to find out they only except cash.

For those who know me, and know me well, then you will have the common knowledge that I only pay with my credit card, if I have cash on me that’s because I probably just went to a pawn shop. And today I only had my credit card on me. And with no ATMS around I drove straight home to McDonalds, order a breakfast sandwich and large cup of coffee, now I sit in a isolated room in my house with a lap top that can barely hold a charge while I take defensive driving online.


9:45 a.m.

Coffee is still hot and I’m about to pay for the course.

9:50 a.m.

Shit they want my info on my Mom car, how can I remember my license plate I don’t even know if my new car has it’s plates.

9:57

First video is 54 minutes long, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

10:30 a.m.

I have to piss like a race horse, and I started eBaying for Tegan and Sara tickets, I’m thinking roadtrip to Dallas. The narrator reminds me of Bill from Kill Bill, he died, but not in a car accident.. I don’t think. My computer keeps freezing the videos now, fuuuuu.

11:03 a.m.

First video is done and I’m being forced to take a 12 minute break.

11:16 a.m.

Just took a quiz, each question you had 30 seconds to complete the question I felt super pressured and they kept asking questions from the video then it was like HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN MARRIED? And I was like FUCK they didn’t cover this in the video. TIME FOR VIDEO TWO!

11:48 a.m.

IT would suck dick to get hit by a train, apparently every two hours some one gets hit by a train. DUUUR HEY CLEATUS LETS RACE THIS HERE TRAIN. Trains don’t put up with that shit, THEY ARE WINNERS DAMN IT.

12:43 p.m.
Just ate some chicken now time for the 3rd video it’s 54 minutes long and talking about effing fog.

1:12 P.M.

Well laptop says fuck this and freezes my computer, probably because I applying for jobs, reading fanfics, and watching defensive driving videos all at once. Time a for a break and will continue this later tonight.

Never Knowing

Growing up I remember going to the park buzzed on Absolute Vodka and swinging with my best friend, who was also buzzed from a night filled with mixing vodka with energy drinks. We were between the ages were you get your first kiss and were you start learning how to drive, we had the world under our staggering feet. Her expectations of life were set out by her family, yet she had no idea on what to do with her life, just feel the pressures of the Holy Lord from the southern Baptist Church, and me I had no expectations set out for me by either myself or my family, in fact my main goal in life at the time was to grow a few more inches before puberty was over. I’m 5’3 and I lied on my license to say that I was 5’4, I’m not much a rule breaker now, I got all that out of my system early in life, take a two O.D.s on prescriptions pills to learn you good in my neck of the woods. I realized last year while my friends from the class of 2009 were graduating something was different, one my drinking partner had graduated early and we had fallen apart in huge distances as if when it came time to jump off the swings at the park I jumped forward and she just fell limply to the ground. I say this because for years after those intoxicated nights in park she went through addiction after addiction, party after party, and boy after boy, while I sat at home writing future novels and questioning my sexuality. Time came to pass when I tested my sexuality, boys didn’t do the trick and girls were working in my favor, and while I was happy for a brief bit she had the gall to tell me I was going to hell while she smoked irony in the form of weed in a joint rolled from Bible papers.

So, where are we now, she’s gay and going to nursing school, I’m gay….and working in a text book warehouse. Now besides my height I had some other expectations in mind while planning my future… I wanted to live out of state some where random where no one would look for me, Okalahoma seemed the place for me, I was still in my teen angst stage and wanted tattoos from the movie the Crow, and still thriving on every fiber of Anime I craved for pink hair. So where am I now, still living at home, a tattoo of a heart, and black and blonde hair which is Mohawk so teen angst self gives me props.

Originally I wanted to write this blog about how I never know where the fuck I am going, but that wouldn’t correspond with me, because I can’t even stay on track enough to write a blog about it. Tomorrow I go to defensive driving because in May while in a hurry to get home so I could take my Gf to see Patti Smith, I was rewarded with a ticket, I have like 15 days to take care of it, or I get arrested and I’m too pretty for jail. Though I’d love to go to jail and make some one my bitch.


Well where ever I go atleast I have a nice smile.

Life rules

1) Don’t kiss your cousins
2) Don’t smoke your first cigarette from your cousin
3)…Actually just don’t listen to your cousins or smoke, because both could equally be harmful
4) Don’t go to concerts to pick up girls/guys. It’s tacky, and no one wants to bone, they are there for music (and maybe to bone the band)
5) Don’t ever plan a marriage with someone, because then it’s awkward when you break up
6) Do try different types of food
7) Kiss and tell…your best friends, we are all nosey bitches we want to know!
8) Don’t ever work at McDonalds sober
9) Don’t be mean to waiters, or people at fast restaurants not because they handle your food but because they are working at a food place and their life sucks and you just give them more reason to kill themselves
10) Find a hobby that involves building something
11) Don’t brag about fighting
12) Don’t cuss in public, at least loudly, you look like an idiot
13) Don’t get a tattoo that makes you laugh, because one day it wont make you laugh
14) High School is awesome, don’t be a douche, it’s the only time in your life you can have whatever you want and most the time people pay for you! EMBRACE IT!
15) Never make eye contact with a homeless person, most the time they want money, to talk about spaceships, or stab you with drug needles
16) Guys: Girls don’t like your balls, therefore never brag about them
17) Girls: The majority of society find girls with curves to actually be sexy, so eat a slice of bread and don’t feel bad about it chances are you aren’t fat
18) There is a little circle of hell where people who steal from bands live, so don’t ever steal from a band ( by this I mean going to a concert enjoying their music then jacking the personal belongings, downloading music is fine the band gets only like 10% of that money any way)
19) When wanting to date some one show them your craziest side first, if they are still around then you are good to go
20) Don’t be dicks to people in Walmart, they’ll probably eat you
21) Don’t be scared to take off your clothes in the heat
22) Buy lemonade from kids selling it, even if you don’t like it
22) If a friend is need, help them, you never know when you’re next
23) Don’t be a dick on the road, as Chelsea says, “ Your Big Mac will still be there in five minutes”
24) Always snuggle
25) Don’t go to school to make money, go to school to make smiles…on your face…because you are going to do what you love
26) Do something unexpected every now and then
27) Remember a piercing can go away, but a tattoo can’t
28) Don’t waste your life in front of a tv
29) If you hate dogs, you have no heart
30) Don’t be rude to Cops, chances are you did do something wrong, here’s a secret: they hate writing tickets.